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A high-rise apartment building full of supers. What could go wrong? A world of superheroes from the perspective of its not-so-heroic and questionably super inhabitants. Updates every Tuesday; Friday strips parody new movies.

Kong Tower #61: Call Me Crazy

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I’m honestly not sure if that would make you seem more crazy to professionals or less.

Also if it isn’t clear to everyone I will use whatever means I can to draw as few of the panels wholesale if I think I can get away with it. I drew two panels for this, plus a couple extra faces. Photoshop is my God.

I think Kong Tower #10: What Not to Say to Anime Fans should be up as an incentive in color by now. If I’m late, sorry, you can vote all week. CLICK THE BANNER.

Kong Tower #60: If It Were a Snake

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This one was goddamn complicated.

Kong Tower #9: Unfortunate Power Combinations, a personal favorite, is up as a voting incentive in FULL COLOR! Click the box below to vote!

Kong Tower #59: We Interrupt this Program to Bring You…

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Due to Finals coming up, Mother’s Day, and the Friday Strip from last week killing my buffer, I didn’t feel I had the time to finish the next comic in the actual plot, so instead here’s this, something that I knew I could finish in a couple hours. We’ll get back to things next week.

Hey! Kong Tower #8: The Super-Douche Saga is up IN COLOR as a voting incentive!

Kong Tower #58: Sergeant States: War of Stark Aggression

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Oh my god I have been doing this for a whole year now. A year.

Three panels, and more characters drawn than any previous comic. Ugh.

FROM LEFT TO RIGHT!: Bronze Guy. Brown Recluse. Battle Engine. Arachne. The Prophecy. Yellow…Leopard I guess. Uh (looks up characters from M*A*S*H) Hot Lips, wait shit seriously, no, uh Sharp…Eagle. Bald Eagle (they did not coordinate). Tiny Man Quark. The Cold Warrior. Purple…Sorceress, sure why not. And Sergeant States!

Hope everyone enjoys Captain America out today! Hear it’s pretty good!

This is your final reminder that the colorized Kong Tower #7: Introducing, Super Douche! is up as a voting incentive!

Kong Tower #57: Confessions of a Libertine Bird-Person

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Aww what a tender moment aaaaaand Witch trial flashback.

This is another one where I’m cramming the punchlines for what I originally conceived of as several comics into a single strip. It’s a bit wordy but I like the result. Though I really didn’t intend for Tim to look quite that manic in the first panel.

The backstory and motivations I’ve thought up for April are a bit more extensive than I have for most characters here, and I’m really looking forward to using her and exploring her in more of the story. If for no other reason that the opportunity to use thinly disguised sex-jokes.

What am I up to now? Ooh! Kong Tower #7: Introducing Super Douche! is now up in full color as an incentive on Top Web Comics! Vote to see!

Kong Tower #56: Because Four is Doom!

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I really like how this one turned out. For those who don’t get the joke.

Kong Tower #6: Literally Anyone is now up as an incentive of Top WebComics in FULL COLOR! Click the box and vote to see.

Kong Tower #55: Wolves in Wolves’ Clothing

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Had fun drawing this many odd characters. I’ve been looking forward to this comic for a while and it’s nice to finally get here.

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Kong Tower #54: Sidekick Longevity

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Man, I really like how that chiaroscuro stuff turned out. Gotta do that sort of thing more often.

I struggled with what to name the Robin to Monkey Man’s Batman. I considered another Journey to the West reference, but I didn’t think I could make it work. So I thought, Bats are to Monkeys as Robins are to What? Somewhat larger, jungle-dwelling, flightless: Kiwis! They’re adorable!

A vote for Kong Tower is a vote for adorable flightless birds who’s eggs are so big they squish their insides! And to #4 in color.

Kong Tower #53: Meeting Your Heroines

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Between April’s innocently shocked face and Tim’s pink slipper, panel 3 is one of my favorite things I’ve drawn.

I originally conceived of this as 2 different comics, but I decided I could fit it into one. In a way it’s still 2. I will admit, I stole the punchline for the second part of this from Leftover Soup. However he claims in that comic to have stolen it from Something Positive, so I’m calling it a wash.

Vote to see Kong Tower #3 in color! And also to support your favorite webcomic with extra publicity! And, I don’t know, Puppies or something. You’ll get puppies. I can lie here, right?

Kong Tower #52: A Good Morning Indeed

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So that’s how he gets his hair like that.

Really like how the art turned out on that second panel. I hate the first panel because it made me yawn so many freaking times.

In case you missed it, there was a strip last Friday for Batman v Superman.

Vote this week to see Kong Tower #2 in color!