My Writing and Thoughts on Science Fiction, Fantasy, and the Inhuman Condition
Vampire literature has existed by that name for roughly two hundred years now. Since then it has expanded into one of the most prevalent, powerful, and parodied genres on the literary and cinematic scene. It’s had a profound influence on media as a whole, and is considered an important enough Continue reading The Recursive Joke that’s Appeared in Vampire Literature
Some time ago, I got to thinking about the media’s famed trend of making so called “gritty reboots.” Dark, seriously toned works based on lighthearted source material, such as children’s cartoon. In thinking about this, I considered, what would be the most ridiculous title to do that to? That train of thought Continue reading The Least Likely Gritty-Reboot Ever
Just in case you’ve somehow been cursed to be unable to access the majority of the internet and this 3rd rate website is the first place you’re seeing it, here’s the new trailer for the upcoming film Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. It premiered at Comic Con a couple days Continue reading Why the Batman v Superman Trailer has me Excited
As I’m sure you all know, Marvel’s Avengers: Age of Ultron is coming out next week, and is a bout a genocidal robot with an army of android drones who sings Disney songs. I am also sure you know that Marvel movies are notorious for their use of end-credit scenes, Continue reading My Idea for the Age of Ultron End-credits Scene
As I recently publicized, this month’s Live Prey will be a bit late due to unforeseen procrastination. But, I am not cruel, and I will gladly give you a tidbit of my mind to tide you over until I can satisfy your need. As you may have heard, The X-Files Continue reading My Humble Suggestion for the X-Files Revival
I like Superheroes. I may not have stacks and stacks of comic books in my house and a perfectly recreated batsuit, but I do enjoy the concept. People who, for little more reason than that they can, decide to do their best to help their fellow man in ways they Continue reading The Most Underrated Superpower
I’m going to assume you’re all at least passingly familiar with the film The Matrix. If you’re not, I really can’t explain why you’re reading my nerdy-ass blog in the first place. In any case, The Matrix is a film (nearly everyone denies it being a film series) in which Continue reading How The Matrix Could Have Been Better
Now, what I’m about to say may come as a shock to many of you, so I firmly suggest any younger readers stop now, because this isn’t going to be easy to hear. Everybody ready? Deep breath now. Okay. … According to modern scientific reasoning, Santa Claus does not exist. Yes, Continue reading Why Christmas Movies are Terrifying