New Comment Situation

So. I ask for comments. Nothing. I adjusted the settings to make commenting easier. Not enough nothing. What can I say, I’m fickle. As soon as I made the registration easier, I get flooded with spam, for some reason all directed at Kong Tower #32 and the Encyclopedia Venatoria page on Lilin, I have no goddamn idea why. So here’s the new deal. The sign up is still right over the comment box, not that anyone real seems to have noticed. But, to prevent every page from being up to its armpits in spam, I’ve set it so any comment by a first time commenter will be held for moderation.¬†Once you’ve gotten a comment approved, you can comment all you like, on anything here, for all eternity, amen. It’s only your first one that’s gonna have trouble. So, if you’re a real person and not a spambot, and you think you might ever get around to commenting on here, here’s the deal. Comment on this, it’s easy I checked, with the phrase “spammers are dickheads who should be cannibalized” so I’ll know to approve it. From then on you will be free to tell me how much I suck at art and writing. If you don’t, no big deal, it just means the first comment you make on something else might be held for a bit until I see it.

And just for the incentive, and because I’ve seen this work on some things, for every user who gets approved through this post, my scrawny ass will do a pushup. I’m banking on the sadism of the internet here, I know it’s a bad idea, but I’m doing it.

Look forward to hearing from you.