I’m sorry to say that there will be no new Live Prey episode today. To all my American readers, take this opportunity to go out and spend time with your families, with your friends, with whomever you think deserves your time on this day. This isn’t the time for reading mediocre Vampire literature online, this is not the time for hunching yourself over your computer, this is the time to celebrate the day that everything you know and love first decided to officially give the British Empire the bird. And that bird was a bald eagle. Happy Birthday to America everyone.
And to all my non-American readers, I’m using those other fuckers to excuse my procrastination. Please don’t tell them, you all know how pissy they can get.