This one’s a few hours late. Sorry about that. I’ve been waiting to do this joke since I first came up with the storyline idea. I’m pretty happy with how it turned out.

I wish I’d realized it was International Women’s Day. Feel like kind of a dick for not giving the only female character in this comic any lines. Or a face. I’ll do better next year.

Hey look, I’ve figured out how this works!

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Everyone has something that they just do, habitually, whenever they’re bored. Some people might carry a book of sudoku puzzles. Others listen to music. And some just space out entirely. I, on the other hand, vastly overthink the (pseudo)scientific nature of pop-culture concepts. I’ve learned that I can justify almost anything with a bit of pseudoscience and a liberal misunderstanding of quantum mechanics. It’s a gift and a curse, really.

It’s a new month, so you have a whole new set of chances to Vote for Kong Tower, and support my dangerous overthinking habit.

Has anyone ever said “Not to be pedantic…” and actually meant it?

Dammit, I meant “Cerebrovorous” not “cephalovorous,” that’s also mixing greek and latin. I should really learn to script these out before I go to the computer.

Vote for Kong Tower, it’s good for your BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNSSS!

Hopefully with this we’ll be getting back on track with weekly updates.

Honestly, I just liked the idea of my Jason Todd-esque character just flat out being a zombie.

Vote for Kong Tower to see more Zombie detectives and antiheroes. Also any of the other stuff in this comic you like.