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Kong Tower #110: The Perils of Paradise Island!

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It’s the return of Liefeldian Wonder Woman parody! Yaaaay?

Honestly I put off doing this one for a while mainly because I wrote it a long time ago after I read WW’s original comic origin and the movie was really good and this and the parody I’d already made for her seemed kind of silly and inappropriate, but then I started drawing my version of Chris Pine’s face, and that really got me over the hump.

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Kong Tower #109: Conveniently, the Sewers

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Had trouble getting to this one, mainly because I didn’t like the punchline I had originally. Wasn’t until yesterday I figured out one I liked better.

Normally I’d just do a movie strip for Wonder Woman today, but since I was late on that one I just figured I’d put them both out. That didn’t end up working out. I’ll try to put up a comic for Wonder Woman before the weekend’s over, much as I plan to see Wonder Woman in this, the opening weekend, to show my support for female-centered superhero films.

I am tired now and must sleep. Vote please!

Kong Tower #108: They’re Creepy and They’re Kooky

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LLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTENNEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Sorry.

Somewhere, there’s a little Scottish town with an old man who’s home everyone desperately avoids every Christmas.

Please vote! I’ll be very grateful!

Kong Tower #107: See You Next Fall

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Late again! Hopefully these delays will stop once I graduate which is NEXT WEEK OH MY GOD WHAT THE F**K AM I GONNA DO!?!

Ahem. Sorry about that. If you feel like congratulating me, please donate to my Paypal with the “Tip Jar” link at the top of the page. Or if you’re as broke as I am, just vote for Kong Tower with the button below, post about it on social media with some of those other buttons, and tell all of your friends and relations about it.

Kong Tower #106: Guardians of the References

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HAPPY TWO-YEAR BIRTHDAY, KONG TOWER!

Also, happy Cinco de Mayo. And happy Star Wars Day Yesterday. Also Free Comic Book Day tomorrow. Boy, this is a fun week!

That’s right, two years ago today I published the very first Kong Tower strips. And now we all get to watch Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 which is supposed to be awesome and I’m paying homage to with the continued adventures of This Guy!

Vote for Kong Tower as a birthday gift!

Kong Tower #105: On the Upper Back of the Beast

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I give Strong Lass all the best lines.

I’m hoping to have a comic up on Friday for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (which looks frickin’ sweet), but given I have a cold, and I’m writing this on Monday night, I’m being realistic in saying it might be late.

Please to be making with the voting. I needs the votes. Thanks you.

Kong Tower #104: Return of the Protagonists

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It was Larry Niven who said “Never fire a laser at a mirror.” Less well known, but equally important is the corollary: “Never fire a heat ray at an oncoming hail of glass shards. Beam weapons are really just stupid in general.”

This is late, I apologize. I want to eat lunch now. Vote please.

Kong Tower #103: Zombie Noir III

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This is, uh. This is one of the more outright lewd jokes I’ve done. Tell me what you think. Anyway, I’m tired now and will go to bed.

[[EDIT]]: I fixed the typos.

Vote please, it will make me very happy and is good karma and shit like that.

Kong Tower #102: Zombie Noir II

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“Her legs went on for miles…” That is an actual detective film cliche right? I’m not just pulling that out of my ass?

Sorry about last week. I got distracted with other things and, you know. But hey! Two year anniversary’s coming up next month! Don’t forget to bring presents! There’ll be a strip that day since it conveniently coincides with the awesome-looking Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2!

There’s no new incentive, because I haven’t really figured out what to do now that I’ve finished all the colorized old strips, but Vote anyway! Charity’s good for the soul!

Kong Tower #101: Zombie Noir

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Hey, you read that last title. It’s not a cliffhanger if you’re not left hanging. Besides, it’s been like fifty comics since we last saw Rob McCobb, and that is FAR too long a hiatus between zombie-detective plotlines if you ask me.

Forgot where we left off with Rob? Conveniently, the last comic featuring him has now been colorized as a voting incentive! It’s also the last un-colored comic for me to put up, so I’m not really sure what I’m gonna do from here on. Vote please!