That armor won’t protect your insides from getting mashed around when you get hit by a Hulk, man. You should be dead. Several times over.

And seriously, in the versions where Peter Parker produces the webs biologically, are his forearms just pressurized to 800psi? In either case, how the hell does something as thin and light as spiderwebbing work as a projectile over more than like, 10 feet? Have you ever used a can of silly string?

Nonetheless, I hope everyone enjoys Spider-Man: Homecoming, because it looks AWESOME.

Also, please vote for Kong Tower on TWC.