My Writing and Thoughts on Science Fiction, Fantasy, and the Inhuman Condition
That armor won’t protect your insides from getting mashed around when you get hit by a Hulk, man. You should be dead. Several times over. And seriously, in the versions where Peter Parker produces the webs biologically, are his forearms just pressurized to 800psi? In either case, how the hell Continue reading Kong Tower #114: Come Into My Web
Happy Fourth of July to all my fellow Americans! And to all my readers overseas, we all deeply apologize for our country’s behavior of late. We’re getting rid of Cinnamon Hitler just as soon as we can. Hopefully there’ll be a Friday comic for Spider-Man: Homecoming, so please stay tuned Continue reading Kong Tower #113: Happy Birthday, America!
No color for right now, I’ll fix that soon, just wanted to get something up while it was still Tuesday. [[EDIT]] Now in Color! And Other Stuff! Yaaaay! Next week is a fourth of July comic, followed by a comic for Spider-Man: Homecoming, so that should be fun. I’ll get Continue reading Kong Tower #112: On the Severed Neck of the Beast
With the recent death of Adam West I had to do some sort of comic with my Batman parody. RIP to the first, and the funniest, of the Bruce Waynes. Sorry for being a day late. Please, do me a favor and vote for Kong Tower on Top Web Comics Continue reading Kong Tower #111: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
It’s the return of Liefeldian Wonder Woman parody! Yaaaay? Honestly I put off doing this one for a while mainly because I wrote it a long time ago after I read WW’s original comic origin and the movie was really good and this and the parody I’d already made for Continue reading Kong Tower #110: The Perils of Paradise Island!
Had trouble getting to this one, mainly because I didn’t like the punchline I had originally. Wasn’t until yesterday I figured out one I liked better. Normally I’d just do a movie strip for Wonder Woman today, but since I was late on that one I just figured I’d put Continue reading Kong Tower #109: Conveniently, the Sewers
LLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTENNEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Sorry. Somewhere, there’s a little Scottish town with an old man who’s home everyone desperately avoids every Christmas. Please vote! I’ll be very grateful!
Late again! Hopefully these delays will stop once I graduate which is NEXT WEEK OH MY GOD WHAT THE F**K AM I GONNA DO!?! Ahem. Sorry about that. If you feel like congratulating me, please donate to my Paypal with the “Tip Jar” link at the top of the page. Continue reading Kong Tower #107: See You Next Fall
HAPPY TWO-YEAR BIRTHDAY, KONG TOWER! Also, happy Cinco de Mayo. And happy Star Wars Day Yesterday. Also Free Comic Book Day tomorrow. Boy, this is a fun week! That’s right, two years ago today I published the very first Kong Tower strips. And now we all get to watch Guardians Continue reading Kong Tower #106: Guardians of the References
I give Strong Lass all the best lines. I’m hoping to have a comic up on Friday for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (which looks frickin’ sweet), but given I have a cold, and I’m writing this on Monday night, I’m being realistic in saying it might be late. Please Continue reading Kong Tower #105: On the Upper Back of the Beast