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A high-rise apartment building full of supers. What could go wrong? A world of superheroes from the perspective of its not-so-heroic and questionably super inhabitants. Updates every Tuesday; Friday strips parody new movies.

Kong Tower #99: In the Brain of the Beast

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Well, I’m 36 hours late, but at least it’s up. Happy International Women’s day everyone. Here’s the woman I give all my best quips to.

Vote to see Kong Tower #47: A Case of the Living Dead IV, or: More Zombie-Sci Exposition!

Kong Tower #98: Old Dad Logan

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Boy, it’s gonna be super awkward when Manly Guys Doing Manly Things does this exact joke next week.

The fact that I punched this comic out in literally an evening is kinda indicative that I’m generally half-assing this whole project. I don’t expect to stop. I am tired now.

Make with the Voting please.

Kong Tower #97: A Rescue is Planned

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Pre-colored version up now so I can say I updated on schedule, the fully-finished one and the voting incentive should be up later today. So if you don’t like beige just come back later. Even this I polished off late Monday night, so I’m gonna need to go to bed now. Vote, Bye.

[UPDATE]: Hey, colors! Also Comic #46: A Case of the Living Dead III is now up as a voting incentive through the button below, and I’m pretty happy with it, so… if you don’t mind? Oh, and I should have a comic up some time Friday for Logan, if you have ideas for a joke I could do on it, please don’t hesitate to contact me on my Twitter or other social media.

Kong Tower #96: Buggin’ Out

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Meet Scarab. He has powered armor made of giant, telepathically controlled magic bugs. He is cooler than you. You’ve actually seen him a couple times before, but never in context. I don’t know how much he’s actually gonna figure into the story, but I really like his character; I got a couple jokes planned for him.

The colorized Comic #45: A Case of the Living Dead II should be up today, but like I said last week a bunch of my files got corrupted and working off the jpeg is kind of a hassle, so I wouldn’t be surprised were it a bit late. Nonetheless, please vote!

Kong Tower Valentine

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Something quick and easy since it’s V-day. Which I will probably spend going to see the Lego Batman Movie alone because my life is equal parts nerdy and sad.

Drawing was done for a Top Web Comics contest, you can support my dear comic by liking it on Facebook here.

Unfortuneately, I can’t put us a colorized Kong Tower #45: A Case of the Living Dead II right now, because a bunch of my files got f**king corrupted somehow. So it’s still #44 up there. Vote anyway please.

Kong Tower #95: How to Increase Your Rent

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Sorry about the lateness. Classes have started and all. But hey, at least it’s a decent page, I like the depth I got with the shading.

And hey! you can Vote to see Kong Tower #44, not only actually scanned this time, but fully colored! It’s a pretty effing significant change given the original post was literally a poorly-taker photograph. So vote please!

Kong Tower #94: Iron Tiger’s Guide to Nazi Punching

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In case it’s not clear to everyone, in the bottom middle panel the motorcycle is firing the slime. Didn’t draw that quite clearly.

Otherwise I REALLY like this page. Some dialogue I’m really proud of, Nazi punching, it’s got everything. And remember, if you think you should punch a Nazi, do it with your face covered, and have an exit route planned.

Vote to see Kong Tower #43: A Case of the Living Dead in full color! (which I also really like. I’m on fire lately!)

Also, I’d like to remind everyone that all the colorized versions of old comics are going up on This Tumblr, and I now have a Paypal account, so you can donate and support my comic habit if you feel so inclined.

Kong Tower #93: Pick Me Up, Scotty!

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This page title is my humble submission for the Terrible Pun Awards.

I believe the moral message of this should be fairly self-evident, so I won’t bother expanding on it too much. People should have the right to have sex however and with whoever they please (within consenting terms, of course) without getting any flack for it, as well as to not have sex however and with whoever they please, also without getting any flack for it. Generally everybody should just leave each other the frack alone.

Vote some time in the next week to see Kong Tower #42: Life, the Universe, and References colorized! And it’s a good one for that, too.

Kong Tower #92: In the Belly of the Beast

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This one was a lot of work but I really like who it came out. Look at all that action. All those muscles. All those Nazis gettin’ punched in various parts.

It’s late when I’m putting this up. Vote for me. You’ll see… something.

Kong Tower #91: The Invader’s Dilemma

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These people are exceedingly casual about the whole Secret Identity thing. Then again, there is a wizard somewhere in the same room who wipes memories for a living.

Sorry I was late today, everyone, I am on break but things are busy and I am a master procrastinator.

Vote, vote, votey votey vote! You’ll get to see comic 40 in complete color!

Also remember you can see all the previous colorized comic incentives on Here on a MWF schedule.