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Kong Tower #71: Kid Hero, Grown-Up Villains

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And that’s more or less the whole of Tim’s origin story. Uncle died, got powers, tried heroing, got horrifically injured because that’s what happens when a teenager who can bend a spoon interrupts a drug deal expecting Superman.

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Kong Tower #69: Not Mad, Just Disappointed Science

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Mad Science gets a bad rap, if you ask me. It could solve so many of the world’s problems.

To be technical, the weapon that policeman is using isn’t simply a freeze-ray, which could itself be extremely lethal. Rather it’s more of a high-powered squirt gun, filled with a dense inorganic fluid designed to crystalize in a hexagonal pattern, much like water, but to expand when frozen at a much more dramatic rate, which has a melting point of about 8 degrees celsius, thus coating its target in low-density “ice” when its spray intersects with the freeze-ray that’s also mounted on the firearm. The ice-goo squirter is really what distinguishes it from just being a laser that gives you hypothermia.

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Kong Tower #67: Power Envy

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Steve kindly agreed to stand just out of frame in this comic so I wouldn’t have to draw another full figure.

I think that second panel is my most successful attempt yet at making Aya look ‘Anime’. Might be the hair.

Those are one of the 140 foot Nazi-Mecha’s feet Sergeant Omega is holding up one handed and freezing/lasering, just to be clear.

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Kong Tower #66: All Bets are Off

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I considered having Aya do that stupid Anime faceplant thing in the last panel, but 1) it might look weird, like Tim and April knocked her over or something, and 2) she’s wearing a skirt and I don’t do cheesecake in this comic.

Here’s the comic without the foreground, because I like how that flaming car came out and you can’t see it because of the characters. Stupid characters! Why can’t you be as awesome as a flaming car falling from the sky?! (flaming car art inspired by this page of The Adventures of Dr. McNinja, in which the characters are as awesome as a flaming car falling from the sky)

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Kong Tower #65: Heil! Ex Machina

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Such nice wide streets in this town. Convenient for everyone

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Kong Tower #64: The Truth is In Here…Somewhere…

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If you’re thinking “Mulder and Scully didn’t look like that!” it might be because you haven’t seen this early promotional image that comes up on Netflix and which my dad finds hilarious. It might also be because Gillian Anderson’s jawline is IMPOSSIBLE TO DRAW RIGHT FOR SOME REASON. Duchovny? Duchovny’s easy: tiny eyes, bulbous nose, absurd chin; you’re done. But Anderson? You can never get the cheek right without her looking weird or old or something. There’s at lest one other webcomic artist who agrees with me on this. Go ahead, google up some images and try it.

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Kong Tower #61: Call Me Crazy

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I’m honestly not sure if that would make you seem more crazy to professionals or less.

Also if it isn’t clear to everyone I will use whatever means I can to draw as few of the panels wholesale if I think I can get away with it. I drew two panels for this, plus a couple extra faces. Photoshop is my God.

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Kong Tower #60: If It Were a Snake

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This one was goddamn complicated.

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Kong Tower #57: Confessions of a Libertine Bird-Person

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Aww what a tender moment aaaaaand Witch trial flashback.

This is another one where I’m cramming the punchlines for what I originally conceived of as several comics into a single strip. It’s a bit wordy but I like the result. Though I really didn’t intend for Tim to look quite that manic in the first panel.

The backstory and motivations I’ve thought up for April are a bit more extensive than I have for most characters here, and I’m really looking forward to using her and exploring her in more of the story. If for no other reason that the opportunity to use thinly disguised sex-jokes.

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Kong Tower #53: Meeting Your Heroines

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Between April’s innocently shocked face and Tim’s pink slipper, panel 3 is one of my favorite things I’ve drawn.

I originally conceived of this as 2 different comics, but I decided I could fit it into one. In a way it’s still 2. I will admit, I stole the punchline for the second part of this from Leftover Soup. However he claims in that comic to have stolen it from Something Positive, so I’m calling it a wash.

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