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Kong Tower #93: Pick Me Up, Scotty!

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This page title is my humble submission for the Terrible Pun Awards.

I believe the moral message of this should be fairly self-evident, so I won’t bother expanding on it too much. People should have the right to have sex however and with whoever they please (within consenting terms, of course) without getting any flack for it, as well as to not have sex however and with whoever they please, also without getting any flack for it. Generally everybody should just leave each other the frack alone.

Vote some time in the next week to see Kong Tower #42: Life, the Universe, and References colorized! And it’s a good one for that, too.

Kong Tower #91: The Invader’s Dilemma

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These people are exceedingly casual about the whole Secret Identity thing. Then again, there is a wizard somewhere in the same room who wipes memories for a living.

Sorry I was late today, everyone, I am on break but things are busy and I am a master procrastinator.

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Kong Tower Interlude V: The Holiday Vote

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Had you there for a second, didn’t I? Big Thanks to the people who participated in This Poll on My Twitter. I don’t know why I expected anything but this to win, honestly.

One of these days I’ll start a Patreon or something and I’ll put a high-res version of that image up.

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Kong Tower #89: Twinkle Twinkle Little Girl…

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You probably saw this coming from the last comic. I think that Bishie Sparkle panel came out really well, probably my best Aya drawing yet.

Oh by the way, I’m putting up all the old colorized voting incentives on a Tumblr, on a Monday-Wednesday-Friday schedule, so if you missed any, or you just felt like reliving the Kong Tower experience on the schedule of webcomic with a competent artist, you can just follow that!

Oh, and Happy Holidays!

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Kong Tower #71: Kid Hero, Grown-Up Villains

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And that’s more or less the whole of Tim’s origin story. Uncle died, got powers, tried heroing, got horrifically injured because that’s what happens when a teenager who can bend a spoon interrupts a drug deal expecting Superman.

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Kong Tower #69: Not Mad, Just Disappointed Science

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Mad Science gets a bad rap, if you ask me. It could solve so many of the world’s problems.

To be technical, the weapon that policeman is using isn’t simply a freeze-ray, which could itself be extremely lethal. Rather it’s more of a high-powered squirt gun, filled with a dense inorganic fluid designed to crystalize in a hexagonal pattern, much like water, but to expand when frozen at a much more dramatic rate, which has a melting point of about 8 degrees celsius, thus coating its target in low-density “ice” when its spray intersects with the freeze-ray that’s also mounted on the firearm. The ice-goo squirter is really what distinguishes it from just being a laser that gives you hypothermia.

Vote for Kong Tower! Comic #17: Hero from the G(Olden) Age (which I’m really glad is the last comic that I didn’t already draw a cell-shading sheet for) is now up in FULL COLOR as an incentive! Click the banner to vote and see!

Kong Tower #67: Power Envy

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Steve kindly agreed to stand just out of frame in this comic so I wouldn’t have to draw another full figure.

I think that second panel is my most successful attempt yet at making Aya look ‘Anime’. Might be the hair.

Those are one of the 140 foot Nazi-Mecha’s feet Sergeant Omega is holding up one handed and freezing/lasering, just to be clear.

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Kong Tower #66: All Bets are Off

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I considered having Aya do that stupid Anime faceplant thing in the last panel, but 1) it might look weird, like Tim and April knocked her over or something, and 2) she’s wearing a skirt and I don’t do cheesecake in this comic.

Here’s the comic without the foreground, because I like how that flaming car came out and you can’t see it because of the characters. Stupid characters! Why can’t you be as awesome as a flaming car falling from the sky?! (flaming car art inspired by this page of The Adventures of Dr. McNinja, in which the characters are as awesome as a flaming car falling from the sky)

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Kong Tower #65: Heil! Ex Machina

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Such nice wide streets in this town. Convenient for everyone

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Kong Tower #64: The Truth is In Here…Somewhere…

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If you’re thinking “Mulder and Scully didn’t look like that!” it might be because you haven’t seen this early promotional image that comes up on Netflix and which my dad finds hilarious. It might also be because Gillian Anderson’s jawline is IMPOSSIBLE TO DRAW RIGHT FOR SOME REASON. Duchovny? Duchovny’s easy: tiny eyes, bulbous nose, absurd chin; you’re done. But Anderson? You can never get the cheek right without her looking weird or old or something. There’s at lest one other webcomic artist who agrees with me on this. Go ahead, google up some images and try it.

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