My Writing and Thoughts on Science Fiction, Fantasy, and the Inhuman Condition
Ah, Kryptonite. You silly, silly plot device you.
If that Nazi looks at all familiar, when I realized this comic (which I’d already scripted out) was coming out on Election day, I couldn’t resist. Everybody get out there and VOTE!
Speaking of which, Vote for Kong Tower to see comic #31: The Dramatic Reveal! in full color! (on freaking time this week!)
Putting this up now, so I can at least say I put something up on Tuesday. I’ll get it colored and put in the effects I meant to and add speech bubbles and a title and put the better version up some time in the next day or so. Also get the new colorized incentive up. This is what you get for reading a webcomic by a college senior. And a lazy one at that.
Okay, that’s better. Got effects and such.
Just vote. To see Kong Tower #29: Revanchists: Age of Fashion with color and effects!!!
Sorry about missing last week. And for the new voting incentive being up late this week. Look, I’ve been busy lately, okay?!
The Nazi Superweapon there is based on some images I found of Die Glocke, or The Bell, a reported Nazi Wunderwaffe that looked like a giant evil water-heater and supposedly used concentric spinning cylinders of some purple mercury stuff to either cause all living matter in a 200 meter radius to spontaneously crystalize and decay, generate antigravity, or just strait up rip a hole in time because HOLY SHIT, GUYS, WORLD WAR TWO WAS F**KING INSANE!
The colored version of comic #28: A Cowardly and Superstitious Lot should be up at some point today, Now, a day later than I said! for now I have to go to bed.
The truth is out: Kong Tower is actually a moral narrative about the importance of reading the terms and conditions.
Some comics might be afraid to show you a giant crotch-shot of an anti-semitic Mecha. We are not one of those comics.
Special thanks to Google Translate for providing that shitty Germanized show-tune, and to this chart that I found through TV Tropes for providing me with that crazy fuckin’ German military title.
Also, yesterday was my Birthday! As my present, you can Vote and enjoy a colorized version of Kong Tower #22: X-Rays are RADical! CLICK IT.
I am a young man. Young enough that, when I was in my infancy, and for some time after, my parents were fans of The X-Files. In fact, when I was a baby, they would put me in one of those bouncy seat things in the living room with them so that they could watch it. I blame a lot of my personality on this fact.
This comic is, obviously to anyone who’s a fan of The X-Files, a reference to Gillian Anderson’s infamous pregnancy during much of the first and second seasons of the show. This pregnancy, and the difficulties of filming with it, is the direct cause of many of the major developments of those seasons, and setting the groundwork for the plot of the remaining five. It’s also the cause behind her character’s fairly iconic bulky trench coats.
The point that I’m trying to get across here in this rant is that…I’ve just made a joke that’s been out of date for, roughly, my entire lifetime. Now that’s the kind of comedy you can only find here at Kong Tower. Which is why you should vote for it on Top Web Comics, as well as to see Kong Tower #18: My Spider Social Anxiety is Tingling! remastered in full color. Go ahead. Click the button there.
[EDIT]: Sorry, but no new comic on Tuesday, July 26, because of reasons. Mostly I just got caught up with other things and need the time to build up a buffer anyway. I have however updated the voting incentive to the colorized Kong Tower #19: Introducing, the Cool Quartet! So there’s that.
I missed Necroma. She’s fun to draw and has a nice coat.
#16: Clark-Kenting to the Max in full color is gonna be up a bit late, but it should be up as the incentive later today. I don’t really have an excuse, I’m just lazy. Vote Anyway!
Steve kindly agreed to stand just out of frame in this comic so I wouldn’t have to draw another full figure.
I think that second panel is my most successful attempt yet at making Aya look ‘Anime’. Might be the hair.
Those are one of the 140 foot Nazi-Mecha’s feet Sergeant Omega is holding up one handed and freezing/lasering, just to be clear.
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Such nice wide streets in this town. Convenient for everyone
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