Credit to my friend Clara who, in a conversation about Power Girl, (from years ago, before I’d actually started working on this comic (yes I have been planning this stupid gag for that long)) noted that the line in the third panel (verbatim) is all she’d really need to get everyone off her back about the boob window.

Frankly, were I a Kryptonian, and was that completely invulnerable, and I had the physique of any of the Kryptonians, I would struggle to convince myself every single day to fight crime wearing anything at all. That Clark actually bothers to change into something for those quick, faster-than-the-eye-can-see jobs is, frankly, absurd.

Make with the voting, please.