The truth is out: Kong Tower is actually a moral narrative about the importance of reading the terms and conditions.

Some comics might be afraid to show you a giant crotch-shot of an anti-semitic Mecha. We are not one of those comics.

Special thanks to Google Translate for providing that shitty Germanized show-tune, and to this chart that I found through TV Tropes for providing me with that crazy fuckin’ German military title.

Also, yesterday was my Birthday! As my present, you can Vote and enjoy a colorized version of Kong Tower #22: X-Rays are RADical! CLICK IT.