Organized roughly by number of appearances:

Tim Kennedy

• Status: Inactive Super
• Powers: Magic-crystal powered low-level telekinesis. Artistic talent. Nerdiness. (both totally powers, guys)
• Occupation: Graphic designer/Artist/part-time magician
• Personal Notes: Idolizes superheroes. Deeply regrets his incompetence at being one.

April Freedman

• Status: Inactive Super
• Powers: Flight. Enhanced lung capacity. Seductiveness, apparently.
• Occupation: Online IT tech and White Hat hacker
• Personal Notes: Short tempered. Does not discriminate among sexual partners. Lactose intolerant.

Aya Barber

• Status: Inactive Super
• Powers: Animesqueness
• Occupation: Student
• Personal Notes: Idealistic View of Super-Heroing. Daughter of Sgt. Acme and Bugeisha

Steve Toussaint-Barber

• Status: Inactive Super
• Powers: Mild psychic and reality warping powers centered around delusion of fictitiousness.
• Occupation: Unemployed
• Personal Notes: Yeah, hi, it’s me, I’m gonna highjack this bio to tell you the author is a hack who can’t dra– Oh you shut up.

Arachne/Nancy Amankwah

• Status: Active hero
• Powers: Spider gene induced enhanced strength and durability, sticky fingers, queen of all spiders
• Occupation: Journalism student. Waitress. Super-seamstress.
• Personal Notes: Awkward when smitten. Which is often.

Cal

• Status: Alien Invader
• Powers: Bizarre Alien Biology
• Occupation: Unemployed
• Personal Notes: Son to Baron Krznm, convinced him to come to Earth because he misunderstood that Hentai characters were not real people. Has a crush on Aya.

Sergeant Omega/Stu Sterling

• Status: Active Hero
• Powers: Jeez. Just…just too many. This is not fair.
• Occupation: Reporter
• Personal Notes: Just lets the cars fall now

 

Max Addams/The Atomicist

• Status: Former Hero
• Powers: Genius and the LIMITLESS POWER OF THE ATOM!
• Occupation: Cook
• Personal Notes: Runs the Tower’s Diner. Do NOT dis his Super-past or dine and dash in his diner.

Monkey Man/Sunny Wu

• Status: Active Hero
• Powers: Money. Gadgets afforded by money. Skills afforded by gadgets and money
• Occupation: Billionaire industrialist. Owner of Kong Tower.
• Personal Notes: Holds record for most former sidekicks.

 

Karen Shaughnessy/Strong Lass

• Status: Active Hero
• Powers: Cellular Respecialization, notably fat-to-muscle.
• Occupation: Private Nurse
• Personal Notes: Will either tenderly aid your health and wellness or punch you in the face. There is little middle ground.

Striped Shirt Gang

• Status: Mooks
• Powers: N/A
• Occupation: Disturbingly loyal criminals
• Personal notes: They know they’ll get beat up by supers. They do their damn jobs anyway.

Zombies

• Status: Undeceased
• Powers: High metabolic efficiency, resistance to decay
• Occupation: Horde
• Personal Notes: BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNSSS!

 

Peregrine

• Status: Active Hero
• Powers: Enhanced Speed. Not the traction for it to work, though.
• Occupation:
• Personal Notes: Kind of a dick. Does not know his Super-History.

 

Rob McCobb, Zombie P.I.

• Status: Undeceased
• Powers: Removable limbs, high metabolic efficiency, deduction
• Occupation: Private Investigator, Police Consultant
• Personal Notes: Only eats cruelty free, locally sourced BRAAAAAAIIIIINNNSSS!

 

Detective Wells

• Status: Civilain
• Powers: None
• Occupation: Police Detective
• Personal Notes: Best Friends Forever with a quasi-psychotic corpse with a PI license

Aldous Q. Blacklock

• Status: Former Sidekick
• Powers: None
• Occupation: Manager of Kong Tower Apartments
• Personal Notes: Used to be Monkey Man’s sidekick, due to shenanigans is now elderly and has more experience than any two active heroes combined.

Necroma

• Status: Active Hero
• Powers: Chanels mystic energies to generate and control spectral forms of dead organisms she holds a piece of.
• Occupation:
• Personal Notes: Yes, her powers seem kind of evil. She herself is at worst neutral.

Dragon Head/Ulysses Behn

• Status: Former Sidekick, Active Hero, Uhdeceased
• Powers: Guns.
• Occupation: Unemployed renegade vigilante (he pickpockets criminals when he’s done bludgeoning them)
• Personal Notes: Former sidekick of Monkey Man. Has acquired a recent interest in BRAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSS!

Detective Ng

• Status: Civilian
• Powers: None
• Occupation: Rookie Police Detective
• Personal Notes: Wells’ new partner. Managed not to vomit at crime scene.

 

 Gene Jenkins

• Status: Inactive Super
• Powers: Teleportation
• Occupation: Clerk
• Personal Notes: Douche.

 

The Art Major

• Status: Active Villain
• Powers: Artistic Talent
• Occupation: Student, Criminal
• Personal Notes: Lame

 

Ares Gould/Lord Krznm

• Status: Active Villain, Alien invader
• Powers: Superior alien technology
• Occupation: “Norman Human Businessman”
• Personal Notes: Was talked into invading Earth by his son. Leads a band of villains infiltrating an apartment building.

Sergeant Acme/Harry Barber

• Status: Active Hero
• Powers: Cartoon Physics
• Occupation: Actor, comedian
• Personal Notes: Father of Aya and Steve Barber, husband to Rin Barber/Bugeisha and ex-husband to Angeline Toussaint/Mambo Doubye. Personality matches powers.

Bugeisha/Rin Akane Barber

• Status: Active Hero
• Powers: Advanced traditional Japanese martial art and weaponry skills, Shinto magic induced enhanced strength and reflexes, matter manipulation. Badassness.
• Occupation: Lawyer
• Personal Notes: Mother to Aya and wife to Harry Barber. Secretive. Aggressive. Can bake.

Nazis

• Status: Supervillainous Conspiracy of Racists
• Powers: World War II Wunderwaffen, occasional sorcery, self-proclaimed racial superiority.
• Occupation: World domination. Racism. Locomotive Scheduling.
• Personal Notes: Generally just a big group of really awful friends nobody else likes.