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Kong Tower #107: See You Next Fall

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Late again! Hopefully these delays will stop once I graduate which is NEXT WEEK OH MY GOD WHAT THE F**K AM I GONNA DO!?!

Ahem. Sorry about that. If you feel like congratulating me, please donate to my Paypal with the “Tip Jar” link at the top of the page. Or if you’re as broke as I am, just vote for Kong Tower with the button below, post about it on social media with some of those other buttons, and tell all of your friends and relations about it.

Kong Tower #104: Return of the Protagonists

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It was Larry Niven who said “Never fire a laser at a mirror.” Less well known, but equally important is the corollary: “Never fire a heat ray at an oncoming hail of glass shards. Beam weapons are really just stupid in general.”

This is late, I apologize. I want to eat lunch now. Vote please.

Kong Tower #100: A Milestone Cliffhanger

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Sorry about last week. Midterms.

But hey, 100 comics, baby! Big day for all of us. Mainly me though.

In retrospect I kinda wish the head looked more like it was moving towards the characters, but oh well. Ink is ink.

Celebrate this momentous occasion by voting with the button below! It’s free and you’ll get to see colorized version of Kong Tower #48: A Case of the Living Dead V. Almost done with those, not sure what I’m gonna put up there after.

Kong Tower #97: A Rescue is Planned

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Pre-colored version up now so I can say I updated on schedule, the fully-finished one and the voting incentive should be up later today. So if you don’t like beige just come back later. Even this I polished off late Monday night, so I’m gonna need to go to bed now. Vote, Bye.

[UPDATE]: Hey, colors! Also Comic #46: A Case of the Living Dead III is now up as a voting incentive through the button below, and I’m pretty happy with it, so… if you don’t mind? Oh, and I should have a comic up some time Friday for Logan, if you have ideas for a joke I could do on it, please don’t hesitate to contact me on my Twitter or other social media.

Kong Tower #93: Pick Me Up, Scotty!

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This page title is my humble submission for the Terrible Pun Awards.

I believe the moral message of this should be fairly self-evident, so I won’t bother expanding on it too much. People should have the right to have sex however and with whoever they please (within consenting terms, of course) without getting any flack for it, as well as to not have sex however and with whoever they please, also without getting any flack for it. Generally everybody should just leave each other the frack alone.

Vote some time in the next week to see Kong Tower #42: Life, the Universe, and References colorized! And it’s a good one for that, too.

Kong Tower #91: The Invader’s Dilemma

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These people are exceedingly casual about the whole Secret Identity thing. Then again, there is a wizard somewhere in the same room who wipes memories for a living.

Sorry I was late today, everyone, I am on break but things are busy and I am a master procrastinator.

Vote, vote, votey votey vote! You’ll get to see comic 40 in complete color!

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Kong Tower Interlude V: The Holiday Vote

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Had you there for a second, didn’t I? Big Thanks to the people who participated in This Poll on My Twitter. I don’t know why I expected anything but this to win, honestly.

One of these days I’ll start a Patreon or something and I’ll put a high-res version of that image up.

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Kong Tower #89: Twinkle Twinkle Little Girl…

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You probably saw this coming from the last comic. I think that Bishie Sparkle panel came out really well, probably my best Aya drawing yet.

Oh by the way, I’m putting up all the old colorized voting incentives on a Tumblr, on a Monday-Wednesday-Friday schedule, so if you missed any, or you just felt like reliving the Kong Tower experience on the schedule of webcomic with a competent artist, you can just follow that!

Oh, and Happy Holidays!

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Kong Tower #71: Kid Hero, Grown-Up Villains

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And that’s more or less the whole of Tim’s origin story. Uncle died, got powers, tried heroing, got horrifically injured because that’s what happens when a teenager who can bend a spoon interrupts a drug deal expecting Superman.

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Kong Tower #69: Not Mad, Just Disappointed Science

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Mad Science gets a bad rap, if you ask me. It could solve so many of the world’s problems.

To be technical, the weapon that policeman is using isn’t simply a freeze-ray, which could itself be extremely lethal. Rather it’s more of a high-powered squirt gun, filled with a dense inorganic fluid designed to crystalize in a hexagonal pattern, much like water, but to expand when frozen at a much more dramatic rate, which has a melting point of about 8 degrees celsius, thus coating its target in low-density “ice” when its spray intersects with the freeze-ray that’s also mounted on the firearm. The ice-goo squirter is really what distinguishes it from just being a laser that gives you hypothermia.

Vote for Kong Tower! Comic #17: Hero from the G(Olden) Age (which I’m really glad is the last comic that I didn’t already draw a cell-shading sheet for) is now up in FULL COLOR as an incentive! Click the banner to vote and see!