My Writing and Thoughts on Science Fiction, Fantasy, and the Inhuman Condition
I welcome suggestions for the dog’s name in the comments. I also welcome pie recipes, magic tricks, and ancient arcane secrets spoken in eldritch tongues. Praise is cool too, I guess. If you Vote you’ll see Kong Tower #24: A Day in the Life whichOh holy shit that’s gonna take Continue reading Kong Tower #76: The Quest for Pets
For those among my readership who have no idea who the fuck Nazis are. I also say to you: What… what have you been doing? You can see Kong Tower #23: Who Needs Super Friends colorized if you vote, but shouldn’t you really do it out of altruism?? Click the little banner Continue reading Kong Tower #75: Meanwhile, Among the Other Villains…
The truth is out: Kong Tower is actually a moral narrative about the importance of reading the terms and conditions. Some comics might be afraid to show you a giant crotch-shot of an anti-semitic Mecha. We are not one of those comics. Special thanks to Google Translate for providing that shitty Continue reading Kong Tower #74: Meanwhile, Among the Villains…
Karen’s a nurse, she provides part-time care for some of the building’s elderly and disabled tenants, among them our faithful dispenser of Exposition up there. And yes, she’s the Karen who set up the betting pool April and Tim were talking about. Also that was her in the poorly produced Continue reading Kong Tower #73: Super-Douche vs… Fat Shaming!
The friend I went to see Suicide Squad with summed it up pretty well: It’s a perfectly good FX movie. It’s the kind of film you wouldn’t at all mind putting on if it happened to be on TV. It was a good film, in my opinion, I’m glad I Continue reading Suicide Squad: Good, But Could be Better
Had to get that Bruce Timm-style hourglass figure for my Harley Quinn Expy. (10 internet points to anyone who can figure out where I got the inspiration for her hat and the symbol on her shirt) I realize this argument probably doesn’t work for the actual characters in Suicide Squad, Continue reading Kong Tower #72: Task Force WhY
And that’s more or less the whole of Tim’s origin story. Uncle died, got powers, tried heroing, got horrifically injured because that’s what happens when a teenager who can bend a spoon interrupts a drug deal expecting Superman. Hey look, now you can follow Kong Tower on Comic Rocket! And, in Continue reading Kong Tower #71: Kid Hero, Grown-Up Villains