Skip to content
A high-rise apartment building full of supers. What could go wrong? A world of superheroes from the perspective of its not-so-heroic and questionably super inhabitants. Updates every Tuesday; Friday strips parody new movies.

Kong Tower #22: X-Rays are RADical!

Kong Tower #22: X-Rays are RADical! published on No Comments on Kong Tower #22: X-Rays are RADical!

I’m really happy with how this one came out, artistically. Comedically… eh?

Vote for Kong Tower! Or Sergeant Omega up there will stare at you.

Kong Tower #21: I’ve Run Out of Spider-Man Lines to Parody

Kong Tower #21: I’ve Run Out of Spider-Man Lines to Parody published on 1 Comment on Kong Tower #21: I’ve Run Out of Spider-Man Lines to Parody

It happened so quickly!

In case it isn’t clear, I’ve been trying to make the tails on Arachne/Nancy’s speech bubbles look like spider web, at least when she’s in costume, or just pissed. I’m trying to individualize speech bubbles for most of my heroes, hence Max’s speech bubbles looking like atoms sometimes. But I can’t quite get her’s to come out right.

You can see her in full costume, in color, if you Vote for Kong Tower!

Kong Tower #20: With Great Powers Come Dating Problems

Kong Tower #20: With Great Powers Come Dating Problems published on No Comments on Kong Tower #20: With Great Powers Come Dating Problems

The astute reader might notice that Peregrine is running at extremely high speeds despite it being established that he has difficulty gaining traction. However, I would point out that in this case he has the opportunity to push off of a wall, earning most of his momentum without the issue of traction. How he’s making such sharp turns is an entirely different story, in that I really have no f**king idea. Hey, I got half way there, that’s better than most writers in this genre bother with.

Vote for Kong Tower

Kong Tower #19: Introducing, the Cool Quartet!

Kong Tower #19: Introducing, the Cool Quartet! published on 1 Comment on Kong Tower #19: Introducing, the Cool Quartet!

Yeah, Invisible Girl was kinda useless until they came up with that whole forcefield thing.

Hope you’re all enjoying the movie that comes out today! [EDIT] You did not.

Vote for Kong Tower

Kong Tower #18: My Spider-Social Anxiety is Tingling!

Kong Tower #18: My Spider-Social Anxiety is Tingling! published on No Comments on Kong Tower #18: My Spider-Social Anxiety is Tingling!

Suddenly, shading! I wasn’t planning to start doing this until later, but I got tired of these looking as crappy as they did.

Remember that you can still see what she looks like in that big green spider costume by Voting for Kong Tower on Top Web Comics!

Kong Tower #17: Hero from the G(Olden) Age

Kong Tower #17: Hero from the G(Olden) Age published on No Comments on Kong Tower #17: Hero from the G(Olden) Age

My original idea for this comic involved him calmly lamenting that he had to quit being a hero because his super-suit kept giving him cancer. Seriously. I really need to work on this whole “comedy” thing.

Vote for Kong Tower

Kong Tower #16: Clark-Kenting to the Max

Kong Tower #16: Clark-Kenting to the Max published on 1 Comment on Kong Tower #16: Clark-Kenting to the Max

Again, gonna be a dick and link to the TV Tropes page.

I’ve had this dumb idea for basically as long as I’ve wanted to make a webcomic. Though I’m torn on what to make this guy’s secret identity: Man Roach or Mr. Roach. Please leave a comment with your opinion.

Vote for Kong Tower

Kong Tower #14: The Incredible Shrinking Jerk

Kong Tower #14: The Incredible Shrinking Jerk published on No Comments on Kong Tower #14: The Incredible Shrinking Jerk

Comic inspired partly by the new Marvel movie (which I haven’t seen because although it’s out at the time you’re reading this I’m making these comics like three weeks in advance at this point) about Ant Man (who has, just, the worst name. You can argue for his powers but god damn, the name. I mean even if he wanted to be in-theme, he could be like, “Formic” or something which is all latin and sciency and doesn’t sound like someone forgot the word for “uncle”), and partly by this Cracked article which details in hilarious prose just what an absolute bitch Lois Lane is.

I think this is how it’s gonna be. Comics that are actually part of an arc come out on Tuesday, then occasionally you get Friday Randomness, maybe to parody a movie coming out or just to separate different arcs with some of my less sequential ideas. This isn’t to say that Tiny M–– Quark won’t show up again, just that he won’t show up next week.

Vote for Kong Tower on Top Web Comics and all your dreams will come true. Assuming your dreams exclusively involve seeing a big color image of the Spider-Man parody girl from last Tuesday.

Kong Tower #13: Does Some Things a Spider Can’t, Too

Kong Tower #13: Does Some Things a Spider Can’t, Too published on No Comments on Kong Tower #13: Does Some Things a Spider Can’t, Too

Striped sweater=criminal again. Really killing it with the symbolism lately.

Special thanks to my friend Kayla, for inspiring this comic. Well, I say inspired, she suggested I copy that comic that’s been floating around the Internet forever but I’m too lazy to find a source for about Spider-Man shooting spiders out of his wrists, I told her my original idea for this strip in which the joke was that Arachne’s only power was wall-crawling and she had no idea how to fight, so the cutaway panel was of her ripping a criminal’s face off, and she suggested I not do that. So here this is.

Vote for Kong Tower to see an exclusive full-body, colored image of the heroine above!