A high-rise apartment building full of supers. What could go wrong? A world of superheroes from the perspective of its not-so-heroic and questionably super inhabitants. Updates every Tuesday; Friday strips parody new movies.
Sorry about missing last week. And for the new voting incentive being up late this week. Look, I’ve been busy lately, okay?!
The Nazi Superweapon there is based on some images I found of Die Glocke, or The Bell, a reported Nazi Wunderwaffe that looked like a giant evil water-heater and supposedly used concentric spinning cylinders of some purple mercury stuff to either cause all living matter in a 200 meter radius to spontaneously crystalize and decay, generate antigravity, or just strait up rip a hole in time because HOLY SHIT, GUYS, WORLD WAR TWO WAS F**KING INSANE!
The colored version of comic #28: A Cowardly and Superstitious Lot should be up at some point today, Now, a day later than I said! for now I have to go to bed.
And now, a copy-pasted comic covered in text. TREMBLE AT MY ARTISTIC MASTERY!
[Update]: Nothing new for 10/11, due to the endless cycle of schoolwork and laziness that is my life these days. Sorry
WARNING! Voting for Kong Tower through the button below will allow you to see a colored version of Comic #27: Surprisingly, Not an Origin Story. It may also cause your computer to emit dangerous radiation which will grant you either super-strength or the ability to communicate with medium-sized slugs. Click at your own risk:
Sorry about taking last week off, schoolwork and all. Oh and here’s the link to the last time these guys showed up, for context.
A colorized Kong Tower #26: A Dark and Stormy Knight is gonna be a little late on TWC, but later if you just click the button and Vote! Do it to reassure yourself of your heterosexuality! (Gay readers, just vote anyway)
Sorry about last week, here’s something fresh and new and colorful for you to enjoy. And I don’t just mean the Unicorn crap.
Click the button there and Vote to see Kong Tower #25: And One More for Good Measure redone in full color, and to support your favorite Superhero Webcomic! Wha– no, no this one.
Because of SF Comic Con, I didn’t have time to do a full comic for this week, so here’s a simple little strip.
Because it might not be clear, these are supposed to be Jean Grey and Cyclops. That’s kinda necessary to the joke.
It’s a select group of people who’ll find this funny, I think. To that select group I say, How’s it going? You seem like cool guys. You like Chinese Checkers?
No new colorized comic either. Comic Con was REALLY fun.
I welcome suggestions for the dog’s name in the comments. I also welcome pie recipes, magic tricks, and ancient arcane secrets spoken in eldritch tongues. Praise is cool too, I guess.
If you Vote you’ll see Kong Tower #24: A Day in the Life whichOh holy shit that’s gonna take forever to color. Plus I gotta replicate it a bunch of times for the next couple ones. Crap. Damn I gotta get on that, I’m running a short buffer here. Just vote with the button.
For those among my readership who have no idea who the fuck Nazis are. I also say to you: What… what have you been doing?
You can see Kong Tower #23: Who Needs Super Friends colorized if you vote, but shouldn’t you really do it out of altruism?? Click the little banner below to prove you’re not evil.
The truth is out: Kong Tower is actually a moral narrative about the importance of reading the terms and conditions.
Some comics might be afraid to show you a giant crotch-shot of an anti-semitic Mecha. We are not one of those comics.
Special thanks to Google Translate for providing that shitty Germanized show-tune, and to this chart that I found through TV Tropes for providing me with that crazy fuckin’ German military title.
Also, yesterday was my Birthday! As my present, you can Vote and enjoy a colorized version of Kong Tower #22: X-Rays are RADical! CLICK IT.
Karen’s a nurse, she provides part-time care for some of the building’s elderly and disabled tenants, among them our faithful dispenser of Exposition up there. And yes, she’s the Karen who set up the betting pool April and Tim were talking about. Also that was her in the poorly produced Deadpool comic.
Been a while since we’ve seen Gene, aka the Super-Douche. He’s fun. In a sadistic writer kind of way.
Vote on TWC to see Kong Tower #21: I’ve Run Out of Spider-Man Lines to Parody in full color this week only! Well, until I pass comic 30 on that and put the past ten all up on my various social media. Like I’ll be doing today with the last 10. But please vote anyway by clicking the button below!
Had to get that Bruce Timm-style hourglass figure for my Harley Quinn Expy. (10 internet points to anyone who can figure out where I got the inspiration for her hat and the symbol on her shirt)
I realize this argument probably doesn’t work for the actual characters in Suicide Squad, but I found it funny. Enjoy the movie, everyone, looks pretty damn awesome to me!
Note: the button below will take you to the screen to Vote for Kong Tower and see Kong Tower #20: With Great Powers Come Dating Problems in full color. It will not make people of any moral alignments’ heads blow off. But you should click it anyway.