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It’s a new day, and danger lurks around every corner. ‘Round here somewhere, you just know it. Frickin’ danger. Always lurkin’ like that. Creeper.

Kong Tower #53: Meeting Your Heroines

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Between April’s innocently shocked face and Tim’s pink slipper, panel 3 is one of my favorite things I’ve drawn.

I originally conceived of this as 2 different comics, but I decided I could fit it into one. In a way it’s still 2. I will admit, I stole the punchline for the second part of this from Leftover Soup. However he claims in that comic to have stolen it from Something Positive, so I’m calling it a wash.

Vote to see Kong Tower #3 in color! And also to support your favorite webcomic with extra publicity! And, I don’t know, Puppies or something. You’ll get puppies. I can lie here, right?

Kong Tower #52: A Good Morning Indeed

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So that’s how he gets his hair like that.

Really like how the art turned out on that second panel. I hate the first panel because it made me yawn so many freaking times.

In case you missed it, there was a strip last Friday for Batman v Superman.

Vote this week to see Kong Tower #2 in color!

Kong Tower #51: Dawn of…Something?

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This may be the closest I’ll ever get to writing a Two Gamers on a Couch comic.

Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice is out today! Yaaaaaaay! From what I’ve read as of yesterday, the fans love it and the critics aren’t so fond, but I look forward to seeing it for myself.

I’ve added a new character so I have parodies of all of DC’s Trinity in the film. You may have noticed her silhouette in the new banner. She’s something of a two-part parody, first, naturally, of Wonder Woman. But, since I’m not likely to be better than that other webcomic parody of Wonder Woman, I’ve also made her a parody of the general trend in many comics of drawing women with utterly outlandish physical proportions; specifically the art of the infamous Rob Liefeld. If you’re not familiar with the art of Rob Liefeld, click this link to have your spiritual innocence violated.

You can still see a colored version of Kong Tower #1 by voting for Kong Tower on Top Web Comics:

Kong Tower #50: A Brand New Day

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Boy, that is one drab mental hospital bedroom.

That’s right people, Kong Tower is now in Living Color! Look at that quality.

Not only are my new comics now in color, I’m going back and colorizing the old ones! The ones in this timeline will remain black and white, but I’ll be putting up the colored ones as voting incentives on Top Web Comics once per week. So, for the next week, when you vote, you should be able to see Kong Tower #1 in color! (Sorry, no more Star Wars poster) If you have trouble seeing it, try a different device. (I almost considered starting a Patreon, y’know like everyone has, and putting up the colored comics as rewards there, but lets be honest, who the hell is gonna pay me for any of this crap?)

Vote for #1 in Color!