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Kong Tower #114: Come Into My Web

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That armor won’t protect your insides from getting mashed around when you get hit by a Hulk, man. You should be dead. Several times over.

And seriously, in the versions where Peter Parker produces the webs biologically, are his forearms just pressurized to 800psi? In either case, how the hell does something as thin and light as spiderwebbing work as a projectile over more than like, 10 feet? Have you ever used a can of silly string?

Nonetheless, I hope everyone enjoys Spider-Man: Homecoming, because it looks AWESOME.

Also, please vote for Kong Tower on TWC.

Kong Tower #113: Happy Birthday, America!

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Happy Fourth of July to all my fellow Americans! And to all my readers overseas, we all deeply apologize for our country’s behavior of late. We’re getting rid of Cinnamon Hitler just as soon as we can.

Hopefully there’ll be a Friday comic for Spider-Man: Homecoming, so please stay tuned for that. And in the meantime, VOTE!

Kong Tower #111: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

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With the recent death of Adam West I had to do some sort of comic with my Batman parody. RIP to the first, and the funniest, of the Bruce Waynes.

Sorry for being a day late. Please, do me a favor and vote for Kong Tower on Top

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Kong Tower #105: On the Upper Back of the Beast

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I give Strong Lass all the best lines.

I’m hoping to have a comic up on Friday for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (which looks frickin’ sweet), but given I have a cold, and I’m writing this on Monday night, I’m being realistic in saying it might be late.

Please to be making with the voting. I needs the votes. Thanks you.

Kong Tower #100: A Milestone Cliffhanger

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Sorry about last week. Midterms.

But hey, 100 comics, baby! Big day for all of us. Mainly me though.

In retrospect I kinda wish the head looked more like it was moving towards the characters, but oh well. Ink is ink.

Celebrate this momentous occasion by voting with the button below! It’s free and you’ll get to see colorized version of Kong Tower #48: A Case of the Living Dead V. Almost done with those, not sure what I’m gonna put up there after.

Kong Tower #99: In the Brain of the Beast

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Well, I’m 36 hours late, but at least it’s up. Happy International Women’s day everyone. Here’s the woman I give all my best quips to.

Vote to see Kong Tower #47: A Case of the Living Dead IV, or: More Zombie-Sci Exposition!

Kong Tower #94: Iron Tiger’s Guide to Nazi Punching

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In case it’s not clear to everyone, in the bottom middle panel the motorcycle is firing the slime. Didn’t draw that quite clearly.

Otherwise I REALLY like this page. Some dialogue I’m really proud of, Nazi punching, it’s got everything. And remember, if you think you should punch a Nazi, do it with your face covered, and have an exit route planned.

Vote to see Kong Tower #43: A Case of the Living Dead in full color! (which I also really like. I’m on fire lately!)

Also, I’d like to remind everyone that all the colorized versions of old comics are going up on This Tumblr, and I now have a Paypal account, so you can donate and support my comic habit if you feel so inclined.

Kong Tower #92: In the Belly of the Beast

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This one was a lot of work but I really like who it came out. Look at all that action. All those muscles. All those Nazis gettin’ punched in various parts.

It’s late when I’m putting this up. Vote for me. You’ll see… something.

Kong Tower #90: A Leap of Faith

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Happy New Year! Thought I’d start out 2017 the way we should all aspire to spend it: taking action against the actual goddamn Nazis threatening our society. Give to good causes, walk in marches, make your voice heard to your local representatives, but please, don’t jump off any buildings (unless you’re REALLY sure it’ll help).

Voting for Kong Tower on Top Web Comics will NOT help others in any way, but I encourage you to do it anyway as an alternative to leaping off buildings. You’ll get to see Kong Tower #39: Merry Christmas from the Mental Ward (I know, should’ve been last week) in full color!

Kong Tower #85: A Call to Super-Strong Arms

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My God could it be?! A comic with only minimal copy-pasting!! Call the presses!

So this has been a pretty shitty week, huh? Convenient that I had a whole comic about retaining the hope to fight against impressive (and oppressive) forces already scripted. I hope you all make it through the difficult times to come, and want you to know that I will stand with you in whatever way I can. We may not have superpowers, but that doesn’t mean we have to succumb to the malevolent Nazis in real life. (MAN I wish that were a euphemism)

The barrel-of-monkeys-Rang thrown by MM smacked the Nazi super-gun out of his hand while cutting his palm, in case that’s not clear. I couldn’t get a speed effect to look quite right.

Vote for Kong Tower to see comic #32: Do Me a Favor: Tell the Audience About Me colorized.