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Kong Tower #104: Return of the Protagonists

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It was Larry Niven who said “Never fire a laser at a mirror.” Less well known, but equally important is the corollary: “Never fire a heat ray at an oncoming hail of glass shards. Beam weapons are really just stupid in general.”

This is late, I apologize. I want to eat lunch now. Vote please.

Kong Tower #103: Zombie Noir III

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This is, uh. This is one of the more outright lude jokes I’ve done. Tell me what you think. Anyway, I’m tired now and will go to bed.

[[EDIT]]: I fixed the typos.

Vote please, it will make me very happy and is good karma and shit like that.

Kong Tower #102: Zombie Noir II

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“Her legs went on for miles…” That is an actual detective film cliche right? I’m not just pulling that out of my ass?

Sorry about last week. I got distracted with other things and, you know. But hey! Two year anniversary’s coming up next month! Don’t forget to bring presents! There’ll be a strip that day since it conveniently coincides with the awesome-looking Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2!

There’s no new incentive, because I haven’t really figured out what to do now that I’ve finished all the colorized old strips, but Vote anyway! Charity’s good for the soul!

Kong Tower #101: Zombie Noir

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Hey, you read that last title. It’s not a cliffhanger if you’re not left hanging. Besides, it’s been like fifty comics since we last saw Rob McCobb, and that is FAR too long a hiatus between zombie-detective plotlines if you ask me.

Forgot where we left off with Rob? Conveniently, the last comic featuring him has now been colorized as a voting incentive! It’s also the last un-colored comic for me to put up, so I’m not really sure what I’m gonna do from here on. Vote please!