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Kong Tower #93: Pick Me Up, Scotty!

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This page title is my humble submission for the Terrible Pun Awards.

I believe the moral message of this should be fairly self-evident, so I won’t bother expanding on it too much. People should have the right to have sex however and with whoever they please (within consenting terms, of course) without getting any flack for it, as well as to not have sex however and with whoever they please, also without getting any flack for it. Generally everybody should just leave each other the frack alone.

Vote some time in the next week to see Kong Tower #42: Life, the Universe, and References colorized! And it’s a good one for that, too.

Kong Tower #91: The Invader’s Dilemma

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These people are exceedingly casual about the whole Secret Identity thing. Then again, there is a wizard somewhere in the same room who wipes memories for a living.

Sorry I was late today, everyone, I am on break but things are busy and I am a master procrastinator.

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Kong Tower #89: Twinkle Twinkle Little Girl…

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You probably saw this coming from the last comic. I think that Bishie Sparkle panel came out really well, probably my best Aya drawing yet.

Oh by the way, I’m putting up all the old colorized voting incentives on a Tumblr, on a Monday-Wednesday-Friday schedule, so if you missed any, or you just felt like reliving the Kong Tower experience on the schedule of webcomic with a competent artist, you can just follow that!

Oh, and Happy Holidays!

Speaking of colorized comics, Vote for Kong Tower to see comic #37: A Death in the Insults in full color!

Kong Tower #88: We Come In Peace… More or Less

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He was very disappointed when he actually got to Earth and discovered that people were drawn in a completely different style. Also they usually wore clothes and generally objected to having them ripped off.

This may be the most juvenile joke I’ve done so far. And my third comic was a boob joke. You can probably guess where I’m going with this.

If I haven’t screwed up again, Kong Tower #36: What’s That in the Sky?! COLORIZED should be up as an incentive now. Please vote even if you don’t feel like seeing it particularly.

Kong Tower #86: Knock Knock, Who Goes There?

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Hey, look it’s those guys from the Banner! They were supposed to have some sort of role in this comic, weren’t they?

Happy, Thanksgiving, everyone! I’m thankful for all you loyal readers.  The fact that I could probably fit all of you at a dinner table is inconsequential. Have a great holidays!

Kong Tower #33: Super Spooky in full color is gonna be up as a voting incentive a little late today, don’t let that discourage you from voting!

Kong Tower #77: The Quest for Pets II

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Sorry about last week, here’s something fresh and new and colorful for you to enjoy. And I don’t just mean the Unicorn crap.

Click the button there and Vote to see Kong Tower #25: And One More for Good Measure redone in full color, and to support your favorite Superhero Webcomic! Wha– no, no this one.

Kong Tower #76: The Quest for Pets

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I welcome suggestions for the dog’s name in the comments. I also welcome pie recipes, magic tricks, and ancient arcane secrets spoken in eldritch tongues. Praise is cool too, I guess.

If you Vote you’ll see Kong Tower #24: A Day in the Life whichOh holy shit that’s gonna take forever to color. Plus I gotta replicate it a bunch of times for the next couple ones. Crap. Damn I gotta get on that, I’m running a short buffer here. Just vote with the button.

Kong Tower #71: Kid Hero, Grown-Up Villains

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And that’s more or less the whole of Tim’s origin story. Uncle died, got powers, tried heroing, got horrifically injured because that’s what happens when a teenager who can bend a spoon interrupts a drug deal expecting Superman.

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Kong Tower #69: Not Mad, Just Disappointed Science

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Mad Science gets a bad rap, if you ask me. It could solve so many of the world’s problems.

To be technical, the weapon that policeman is using isn’t simply a freeze-ray, which could itself be extremely lethal. Rather it’s more of a high-powered squirt gun, filled with a dense inorganic fluid designed to crystalize in a hexagonal pattern, much like water, but to expand when frozen at a much more dramatic rate, which has a melting point of about 8 degrees celsius, thus coating its target in low-density “ice” when its spray intersects with the freeze-ray that’s also mounted on the firearm. The ice-goo squirter is really what distinguishes it from just being a laser that gives you hypothermia.

Vote for Kong Tower! Comic #17: Hero from the G(Olden) Age (which I’m really glad is the last comic that I didn’t already draw a cell-shading sheet for) is now up in FULL COLOR as an incentive! Click the banner to vote and see!

Kong Tower #67: Power Envy

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Steve kindly agreed to stand just out of frame in this comic so I wouldn’t have to draw another full figure.

I think that second panel is my most successful attempt yet at making Aya look ‘Anime’. Might be the hair.

Those are one of the 140 foot Nazi-Mecha’s feet Sergeant Omega is holding up one handed and freezing/lasering, just to be clear.

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