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Kong Tower #89: Twinkle Twinkle Little Girl…

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You probably saw this coming from the last comic. I think that Bishie Sparkle panel came out really well, probably my best Aya drawing yet.

Oh by the way, I’m putting up all the old colorized voting incentives on a Tumblr, on a Monday-Wednesday-Friday schedule, so if you missed any, or you just felt like reliving the Kong Tower experience on the schedule of webcomic with a competent artist, you can just follow that!

Oh, and Happy Holidays!

Speaking of colorized comics, Vote for Kong Tower to see comic #37: A Death in the Insults in full color!

Kong Tower #88: We Come In Peace… More or Less

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He was very disappointed when he actually got to Earth and discovered that people were drawn in a completely different style. Also they usually wore clothes and generally objected to having them ripped off.

This may be the most juvenile joke I’ve done so far. And my third comic was a boob joke. You can probably guess where I’m going with this.

If I haven’t screwed up again, Kong Tower #36: What’s That in the Sky?! COLORIZED should be up as an incentive now. Please vote even if you don’t feel like seeing it particularly.

Kong Tower #86: Knock Knock, Who Goes There?

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Hey, look it’s those guys from the Banner! They were supposed to have some sort of role in this comic, weren’t they?

Happy, Thanksgiving, everyone! I’m thankful for all you loyal readers.  The fact that I could probably fit all of you at a dinner table is inconsequential. Have a great holidays!

Kong Tower #33: Super Spooky in full color is gonna be up as a voting incentive a little late today, don’t let that discourage you from voting!

Kong Tower #71: Kid Hero, Grown-Up Villains

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And that’s more or less the whole of Tim’s origin story. Uncle died, got powers, tried heroing, got horrifically injured because that’s what happens when a teenager who can bend a spoon interrupts a drug deal expecting Superman.

Hey look, now you can follow Kong Tower on Comic Rocket! And, in case you don’t know about Comic Rocket, you can also vote for, probably all of the other webcomics you enjoy there!

Don’t forget to vote on Top Web Comics to support Kong Tower and to see #20: With Great Powers Come Dating Problems colorized!

Kong Tower #69: Not Mad, Just Disappointed Science

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Mad Science gets a bad rap, if you ask me. It could solve so many of the world’s problems.

To be technical, the weapon that policeman is using isn’t simply a freeze-ray, which could itself be extremely lethal. Rather it’s more of a high-powered squirt gun, filled with a dense inorganic fluid designed to crystalize in a hexagonal pattern, much like water, but to expand when frozen at a much more dramatic rate, which has a melting point of about 8 degrees celsius, thus coating its target in low-density “ice” when its spray intersects with the freeze-ray that’s also mounted on the firearm. The ice-goo squirter is really what distinguishes it from just being a laser that gives you hypothermia.

Vote for Kong Tower! Comic #17: Hero from the G(Olden) Age (which I’m really glad is the last comic that I didn’t already draw a cell-shading sheet for) is now up in FULL COLOR as an incentive! Click the banner to vote and see!

Kong Tower #66: All Bets are Off

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I considered having Aya do that stupid Anime faceplant thing in the last panel, but 1) it might look weird, like Tim and April knocked her over or something, and 2) she’s wearing a skirt and I don’t do cheesecake in this comic.

Here’s the comic without the foreground, because I like how that flaming car came out and you can’t see it because of the characters. Stupid characters! Why can’t you be as awesome as a flaming car falling from the sky?! (flaming car art inspired by this page of The Adventures of Dr. McNinja, in which the characters are as awesome as a flaming car falling from the sky)

Click on this friendly blue alien to Vote for Kong Tower on TWC! Go on, he doesn’t mind. He likes it! And you’ll get to see Kong Tower #14: The Incredible Shrinking Jerk in full color!

Kong Tower #65: Heil! Ex Machina

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Such nice wide streets in this town. Convenient for everyone

To help expose more people to Humungous Hitlerian Machinery, and to see Kong Tower #13: Does Some Things a Spider Can’t, Too rendered in full color, please click the box below and vote for Kong Tower on Top Web Comics.

Kong Tower #64: The Truth is In Here…Somewhere…

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If you’re thinking “Mulder and Scully didn’t look like that!” it might be because you haven’t seen this early promotional image that comes up on Netflix and which my dad finds hilarious. It might also be because Gillian Anderson’s jawline is IMPOSSIBLE TO DRAW RIGHT FOR SOME REASON. Duchovny? Duchovny’s easy: tiny eyes, bulbous nose, absurd chin; you’re done. But Anderson? You can never get the cheek right without her looking weird or old or something. There’s at lest one other webcomic artist who agrees with me on this. Go ahead, google up some images and try it.

Vote for Me! Kong Tower #12: Required Secondary Powers Required II in full color should be up as an incentive!

Kong Tower #61: Call Me Crazy

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I’m honestly not sure if that would make you seem more crazy to professionals or less.

Also if it isn’t clear to everyone I will use whatever means I can to draw as few of the panels wholesale if I think I can get away with it. I drew two panels for this, plus a couple extra faces. Photoshop is my God.

I think Kong Tower #10: What Not to Say to Anime Fans should be up as an incentive in color by now. If I’m late, sorry, you can vote all week. CLICK THE BANNER.

Kong Tower #50: A Brand New Day

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Boy, that is one drab mental hospital bedroom.

That’s right people, Kong Tower is now in Living Color! Look at that quality.

Not only are my new comics now in color, I’m going back and colorizing the old ones! The ones in this timeline will remain black and white, but I’ll be putting up the colored ones as voting incentives on Top Web Comics once per week. So, for the next week, when you vote, you should be able to see Kong Tower #1 in color! (Sorry, no more Star Wars poster) If you have trouble seeing it, try a different device. (I almost considered starting a Patreon, y’know like everyone has, and putting up the colored comics as rewards there, but lets be honest, who the hell is gonna pay me for any of this crap?)

Vote for #1 in Color!